Title: CloverPit
Author: Panik Arcade
URL: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3314790/CloverPit/
Date: 2025-09-26
Author’s Abstract/Description/Introduction
CloverPit is the demonic lovechild of Balatro and Buckshot Roulette, a rogue-lite that traps players in a hell of their own creation. Locked in a rusty cell with a slot machine and an ATM, you must pay off your debt at the end of each round, or fall to ruin â literally!
Manipulate the slot machine to earn extra coins. Turn the odds in your favor with various prizes and charms that trigger big big combos, snowballing into a dazzling lucky run. Bend the rules, break the game, and pay off your captor long enough to earn a shot at freedom.
Features:
-Â A gripping rogue-lite where every round could be your last!
-Â Meta-progression, seeded runs, unlockable run modifiers and power-ups!
-Â Push your score to new heights in Endless Mode!
-Â A hellish escape room atmosphere!
 150 + items and synergies to boost your luck!
 A sinister tale of addiction and escape!
How I got there#
In December 2025, I started to look through LessWrong and LW-related archives hoping to get some tips (and maybe gain even more wisdom via comparing different takes at seemingly the same advice).
Somehow I stumbled upon several world-class poker players in a few weeks:
- Cate Hall & her Useful Fictions blog
- Annie Dukeâs episode of Clearer Thinking podcast â 213: Two things shape the course of your life: luck and your decisions
- Chris Sparksâs episode of the same podcast â 33: Poker and Productivity
- Liv Boereeâs episode (yeah, thereâs a pattern) â 182: Win-Win vs. Moloch, the many-headed monster that may consume us all
And, tangentially, I was affected by this quote from 285: Beyond the assumption that humans are rational (with Barry Schwartz):
BARRY: [âŚ] [I]t makes sense for rational choice theorists to say this is the way that you should choose a job, where to go to college, whom to marry, and whether to have children, in the same way you would choose whether to double down or not at the blackjack table in a casino. All that’s different is a matter of degree, a matter of complexity.
SPENCER: So it’s a bit like when physicists are making a toy model in physics. They say, “Yeah, okay, well, real life is so complicated. Let’s imagine this toy model. We’ve got an electron over here and an electron over there. What would happen?” But you need to make sure that whatever you’re studying in the toy model will then apply in the real situation.
BARRY: No, that’s exactly right. But the thing that people maybe sometimes don’t appreciate is that people are not subatomic particles or merely biological systems. So when you increase complexity, there’s a reasonable chance that people will treat complex situations in a way that’s fundamentally different from the way they treat simple ones.
Naturally, I got interested in :games of chance and related decision-making. However, I have no inclination to actually gamble, therefore outright gambling-inspired videogames seemed like a less risky way to get similar experience.
Note that I’m not talking about gambling-inspired mechanics (such as :loot boxes) in non-gambling-centered games. I was going after navigating uncertainty skills, not the opportunity to spend all my money on a fraction of a chance to get my favourite anime girl or whatever. Therefore I restrict myself only to games which provide the full experience without additional built-in costs; otherwise the consequences could have been rather depressing.
The Experience#
A shameful one.
I donât think that itâs necessary to describe CloverPitâs gameplay here, since there isnât much that canât be seen on video. Itâs very similar to, yet more elaborate than Luck Be a Landlord, and it shares âartifacts drastically improve your oddsâ mechanic with Balatro.
The emotional experience of being a gambling addict, however, is something else, especially with phone conversations like these:
âCan I eat something?â
âYou don’t even have money for food!â
âIf I keep trying, the patterns will align!â
âStop projecting your ideas onto reality!â
âI need supplements!â
âNo wonder! You can’t survive on drinks…â
âGold and Diamonds are a good investment!â
âNot if you gamble them away!â
All of these are from so-called Normal Calls available when interacting with The Telephone:
The Normal Calls are implied to be reflections of people the player character knew in life. From these calls, it’s also implied the player character had a life-ruining gambling addiction which alienated everyone they knew.
To say it feels terrible would be an understatement. In Balatro, thereâs virtually no plot, so the player doesnât have the opportunity to think about implications of it all. In Luck Be a Landlord the player character is a poor soul whose landlord obliges them to pay rent via playing slots â I got bored too soon to learn whether the protagonist is an addict; it seems like they just didnât have any other options.
So yeah, no wonder the âpsychological horrorâ aspect of CloverPit took me by surprise.
Takeaways#
It was especially scary to see how my agency made me fixated. I desired to solve the puzzle, I was too eager to learn what the winning strategy was. 1
But in real life, sometimes there’s no winning strategy or at least no winning strategy that can be applied to oneâs exact situation to achieve oneâs goals, and thatâs intentional. As described in Out to Get You by Zvi:
Some things are fundamentally Out to Get You.
They seek resources at your expense. Fees are hidden. Extra options are foisted upon you. Things are made intentionally worse, forcing you to pay to make it less worse. Least bad deals require careful search. Experiences are not as advertised. What you want is buried underneath stuff you donât want. Everything is data to sell you something, rather than an opportunity to help you.
Imagine what happens to slot machine players in the real life, when there are way less opportunities to somehow affect the outcomes, but the desire to find that one working strategy is just as strong.
Even before I played CloverPit, it was quite illuminating to read Neel Nandaâs post on agency and to learn that agency requires weighting your strategies and actively choosing what works for you. For example, if you reject traditional ways to do something just for the sake of being a contrarian, you’re not agentic, because youâre still blindly follow some default strategies instead of mindfully choosing the most (cost-)effective ones.
Maybe that’s why the sense of agency is also called the :sense of control. Itâs the awareness that one can control their own actions, and sometimes one of the most important goal-achieving skills is to be able to stop.
I ended up uninstalling the game after 1.5 days of playing, since the debt was raising and I got tired of thinking I could have won this time, but… Iâll definitely get the prize if I continue trying.
(Ironically, the main prize in the game is the protagonistâs freedom â the key from the door, i.e. the ability to stop gambling)
It definitely was an important experience of losing control. I hope Iâll be able to better recognize similar situations from now on.
Sources#
- CloverPit Wiki, âThe Telephoneâ, accessed 19 December 2025, https://cloverpit.wiki.gg/wiki/The_Telephone.
- Greenberg, Spencer, and Annie Duke. âEpisode 213: Two Things Shape the Course of Your Life: Luck and Your Decisions (with Annie Duke)â. Clearer Thinking with Spencer Greenberg, 6 June 2024. https://podcast.clearerthinking.org/episode/213/annie-duke-two-things-shape-the-course-of-your-life-luck-and-your-decisions/.
- Greenberg, Spencer, and Barry Schwartz. âEpisode 285: Beyond the Assumption That Humans Are Rational (with Barry Schwartz)â. Clearer Thinking with Spencer Greenberg, 23 October 2025. https://podcast.clearerthinking.org/episode/285/barry-schwartz-beyond-the-assumption-that-humans-are-rational/.
- Greenberg, Spencer, and Chris Sparks. âEpisode 033: Poker and Productivity (with Chris Sparks)â. Clearer Thinking with Spencer Greenberg, 25 March 2021. https://podcast.clearerthinking.org/episode/033/chris-sparks-poker-and-productivity/.
- Greenberg, Spencer, and Liv Boeree. âEpisode 182: Win-Win vs. Moloch, the Many-Headed Monster That May Consume Us All (with Liv Boeree)â. Clearer Thinking with Spencer Greenberg, 2 November 2023. https://podcast.clearerthinking.org/episode/182/liv-boeree-win-win-vs-moloch-the-many-headed-monster-that-may-consume-us-all/.
- Mowshowitz, Zvi. âOut to Get Youâ. LessWrong, 23 September 2017. https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/ENBzEkoyvdakz4w5d/out-to-get-you.
- Nanda, Neel. âPost 44: Whatâs Stopping You?â Neel Nanda, n.d. Accessed 19 December 2025. https://www.neelnanda.io/blog/44-agency.
- Wikipedia, âGame of chanceâ, 20 October 2025, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Game_of_chance&oldid=1317866494.
- Wikipedia, âLoot boxâ, 11 December 2025, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Loot_box&oldid=1326822435.
- Wikipedia, âSense of agencyâ, 10 December 2025, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Sense_of_agency&oldid=1326697769.
When I wrote this down, Iâve realized I can always check the walkthrough in such cases, meaning I can satisfy my desire to know without experiencing everything by myself. This realization, however, requires to actually stop and think about what Iâm trying to achieve here and how effective my methods are. ↩︎